Diabolic Cow - 32mm scale miniature

There is no Cow Level!

This sculpt was requested by one of our subscribers, and having a bit of a soft spot for a certain hack and slash video game over the years I just couldn't say no!

In the realm of myth and whispered tales, there existed a legend shrouded in skepticism and mockery. It was said that amidst the cosmic fabric, a plane existed, not of ethereal beauty or celestial beings, but rather, a plane teeming with the most improbable of creatures – murderous demon cows.

Many had scoffed at the notion, dismissing it with a wave of their hand and a chuckle. "There is no cow level," they would declare, their voices laced with amusement and disbelief. But for one lone hero, these words were not enough to quell the haunting curiosity that gnawed at his soul.

Venturing into the woods under the cloak of night, the hero tread cautiously, his senses keen and alert to the slightest disturbance. It was there, amidst the thick canopy of trees, that he heard it – a sinister snort, followed by a deep, rumbling "Moooooo."

Turning on his heels, heart pounding in his chest, the hero strained to pierce the veil of darkness that surrounded him. And then, amidst the shadows, he saw them – a pair of glowing red eyes, blazing like fiery beacons in the night.

As the figure emerged from the obscurity, it revealed itself to be a colossal cow, towering on its hind legs, wielding a monstrous halberd with lethal intent. The hero's breath caught in his throat as terror washed over him, his hand instinctively reaching for the hilt of his sword.

But before he could even draw his weapon, the demonic bovine let out another deafening "MOOOOOOOOOO," its eyes fixed upon him with an unholy hunger. And then, with a thunderous charge, it surged forward, its halberd gleaming in the moonlight as it bore down upon the hapless hero...

And there, amidst the darkness and the impending clash of steel, our hero's fate hangs precariously on the edge of uncertainty, his resolve tested in the face of unspeakable horror. Will he emerge victorious, or will he succumb to the terror of the legendary cow level? Only time will tell, as the story unfolds into the unknown, leaving us suspended on the precipice of anticipation and dread.