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Brugg wanted someone watching his back. He got a monkey who trades ammunition for snacks.
Private Peel’s qualifications include stolen sunglasses, opposable thumbs, and being permanently banned from Boss Hog’s kitchen. Nobody enlisted him. He found the grenades and everyone became very respectful. 😂
Brugg handles the heavy weapons. Peel picks the targets based on who’s holding food, who looked at him funny, and a deeply personal grudge against one particular pig 🐖
Together, they’ve survived twelve firefights, three ambushes, and a disciplinary hearing that ended when Peel climbed onto the table holding a pin.
Brugg insists he’s an emotional support animal.
Boss Hog would like to know whose emotions are being supported, because everyone else is terrified. 💀🍌
Private Peel’s qualifications include stolen sunglasses, opposable thumbs, and being permanently banned from Boss Hog’s kitchen. Nobody enlisted him. He found the grenades and everyone became very respectful. 😂
Brugg handles the heavy weapons. Peel picks the targets based on who’s holding food, who looked at him funny, and a deeply personal grudge against one particular pig 🐖
Together, they’ve survived twelve firefights, three ambushes, and a disciplinary hearing that ended when Peel climbed onto the table holding a pin.
Brugg insists he’s an emotional support animal.
Boss Hog would like to know whose emotions are being supported, because everyone else is terrified. 💀🍌
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|---|---|
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| EU | £11.20 |
| Rest of Europe | £10.00 |
| Rest of the World | £15.00 |
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